run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

As seen on Twitter

Touche

You hooligan 

Nothing is ever going to convince me Vampire Weekend isn’t ridiculously overrated but I’m giving the new album a chance and it sounds alright. I like the single they released back in March. 

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac